I will pretty much "fangirl" on every guy or group that catches my eyes. If you're cute, I'll blog about you. If you're sexy, I'll blog about you more. And if you're sleezy to the bone, I will blog, and fantasize, and jizz about you all over the page.
And they'll all be written in simple English...literally, simple. I haven't taken an English class more than a year, so bare my "Engrish" writing! ^^ (Though, I will make it a goal next sem to take that class, so I can converse to humans with proper English once again.
So, just deal wit it and STFU. Nobody's perfect.
[WARNING]
The following posts that you are about to read in this blog contain sexual innuendos and perversions towards the one and only UNF in my KPOP life.
MBLAQ.
MY COUSIN IS...
KPOPXFANATIC
She also blogs about his sexy mens. Just wish she would be dirtier. ^^
MY MEN HIERARCHY.
1. MIR from MBLAQ
...4 words. BANG me, CHEOL YONG.
2.G.O from MBLAQ
...stache or no stache.... damn, boy. u still unf.
3. SEUNGHO from MBLAQ
...you sing, you dance, you play the keys, you flip, you pop, you beatbox...something's missing. you haven't done me yet.
4. JOON from MBLAQ
...even though I mingle with other UNFs out there, you'll always be my laaaast luuuuv~ and lust.
5. CHANSUNG from 2PM
...i like that you're not picky with food...have you tasted me yet?
6.JUNHO from 2PM
....damn. DAT ASS.
7. DOOJOON from BEAST ...beautiful.... irl.
8. RAIN ...i TRULY bend down and open wide to your greatness.
9. CHUNDOONG from MBLAQ ....you, sir, have grown...beautifully.
10. [N/A]
[as of 6/20]
OBSESSED. DISTRESSED. JUST THE WAY IT IS.
MBLAQ if Rain was to split his personalities into five, it would result to this group. they, indeed, bring sexy back on stage, which us, fangirls, have been longing to see and jizz on once again. they're young, hot, and fine as hell, and they sure know that shit.
[as of 10/19]
I WANT HIM TO GIVE IT TO ME...HARD.
MIR from MBLAQ I never knew this day would come. The day I wish BANG CHEOL YONG "bangs" me.
[as of 5/21]
THIS. BOGGLES THE MIND.
"Oh, C-Luv. Tryin' to be sleek. You know you really meant 'SEX in the morning'."
[as of 5/17]
I CLICKED, LOADED, & AWED.
MBLAQ. Y. Guess who's back. The same BLAQ, MBLAQ bitches.
[as of 5/17]
I WANNA SHANK THIS SKANK.
HYOMIN from T-ARA i'm not even gonna waste my breath (or typing strength) to even explain my "urgh" to this woman. i seriously cannot stand you. CANNOT.
I am kind of confused.
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is that like...to show what they were before???
yes. their past rankings before i updated it.
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