Wednesday, June 2, 2010

what's a "bias" again?

10 . 5 . 29

Music Core.

The epic fail that is Music Core, somehow, did not fail that day.
And why did I say this, you might ask?

Because of this...



SEUNGHO, SEUNGHO, SEUNGHO....

my lovely YANG SAMJOO.

Fuck dammit.

I have always loved the way you perform your part.
After DOONG, you walk by,
sing your line,
your raise both your arms,
bring em back down,
and you bend down.

But lawd.

That smirk.

That SLY SMIRK.
as you sang this line, "sangcheo mankeum",
you just HAD to do that.

you HAD to curl your BITEABLE...
SUCKABLE...
SEX JUICED LIPS of yours
and exude so much MAN POWER into my poor, fragile being...

you just HAD to do that, don't you...

You, love, seriously put the COCK, in COCKY.
*which i want in me... hard*

If I ever meet you in person,
I don't know if i'll shake your hand,
or do the initiative and just perform heinous, sexual acts to you
RIGHT ON THE SPOT.
'til you hit the spot.

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Now, you know I love me some JUNG BYUNG HEE.
I really do.
I've been eyein' on some MR. LONG FINGERS for quite awhile now...

But also...

I've been eyein' on MR. BANG lately.
Y really made me notice his swag like NO OTHER.
I know. Took me awhile, right?

As much as my eyes were just mainly on G.O on this particular part,
it's hard NOT to notice what just occured here...
...just observe MIR at his finest....



O_____O

MIR?
THIS BANG MIR?
DID YOU JUST GROWL AT ME??????

The boy is REALLY STEPPIN UP HIS GAME RIGHT HERE!
Not only did that one-eye makeup make him more of a bad-ass,
but just the way he looked at you...
shaking his head as if he's lettin' you know that
he's the only best thing you can ever have...
then growling at you...
biting his lip...
making you regret that you even tried leaving him for some other guy that you know won't even give you the full satisfaction like how he did to you when you were with him.

That face.
You'll never forget that face that tells you...

You a dumb HO for leavin my FINE BANGIN' ASS.

Oh, BANG CHEOL YONG...
I don't know what to say at this point.

You have now grown to the point that i NOW include you to my
DEEPEST AND DARKEST DESIRES.
The desire that I thought I can only want from and with JOON...

Not just MIR, but same to SEUNGHO and G.O...

I don't even know if I'll even have a bias at this point.

Everyone is just so....
dare i say it...
eligible to be the proud owner of my ovaries.

...and folks, this is why i'm not called the MBLAQ WHORE for nothing.

SIDEBAR UPDATE: 6/2

MY MEN HIERARCHY: who's my number one?

Friday, May 28, 2010

SIDEBAR UPDATES: 5/28

MY MEN HIERARCHY: all of MBLAQ are in it. *shock*

YANG SEUNGHO. Welcome back into my life.

From the past, I have deeply expressed my endearing LUST with this man.



I mean, what's seriously not to like about Mr. YANG.

But I have to admit though. I have been ignoring him for the past few months.

One, he wasn't as lively as he was in the IA episodes. (Ok. I can't blame him on that, since he was seriously injured during those days.)

Two, I barely see him in any variety shows.
Three, the new concept hair he had was just..... horrid, imo.

Yes. I have been neglecting him for those few months.

But, recently. Y happened...

...which means, more variety shows,
more interviews,
more exposure.

and I kinda noticed something a bit different about YANG SAMJOO in their recent appearances.





Boy. Whatever the hell those happy pills your doctor gave you during that rib injury, PLEASE KEEP ON TAKING THEM!

YOU ARE JUST A BUCKET OF JOY AND SUNSHINE!

Dark cloud???? Where?????

I am seriously LOVING the NEW AND IMPROVED AND VERY ENTERTAINING YOU, LEADHO.

And I've always wondered he you would somehow be kinda 4D. Just like the dongsaengs.
Answer? Yes.



At this point, it's hard not to ignore the ever-so-talented SEUNGHO.
I mean, have you seen him in the video?





awwwwwwwwwww, laaaaaaaaaawd.

So. Much. Sexy.

Especially this particular COMEBACK performance.
INKI.



The lighting.
Ever since that GOOD LUV low budget video they did, where SEUNGHO was in that toy store with that white florescent lighting, I always thought BB looked so damn FINE in that type of lighting.
It CLEARLY SHOWS how PINK AND JUICY THEM THICK SEX LIPS OF HIS ARE.
And may I add. He has beautiful... gorgeous... milky skin. *lick*

The hair.
I LOVE the fact that they kept his hair up and about for this comeback.



As much as having his hair down,
all sweaty like that,
makes me think of how he'll look like after our rough love making,
I really approve 100 percent on his GOUKU hair.
And another thing why I like em hairs up....

HIS. LONG. I-WANNA-GIVE-IT-A-DAMN-HICKEY-ALL-NIGHT-LONG. NECK.



That neck of his...
It drives my hormones extra psycho bitch. IDEK YYYYY.

I really don't know what else to say about him.
The man can do anything.
He can lead.
He can sing.
He can dance.
He can play the piano.
He can bboy.
He can flip.
He can beatbox.
He is athletic.
He is caring.
He is considerate
He is highly motivated.
He is charismatic.
He is charming.
He is mischievous.
He is sneaky.
He is passionate.
He is A FULL BLOWN TALENT.

You know what else he hasn't done?

He hasn't done me yet.

YOU, SIR, ARE A PERFECT FAWKABLE HUMAN BEING.
If I wanted to start a family, you are the perfect candidate for that dream of mine.
I know we're gonna make beautiful offsprings together.

And it'll only take....
...one thrust at a time, bb.





(pics: ABM)