YUNHO! Please take me back!

For the past few weeks, I've been gaga obsessing over my one and only soulmate.

Park Yoochun.


"You know you desire me, you mere creature." Yes. I know.
What can I say. He's such a man. I love the way he hits the high note on Love in the Ice and Bolero. And the way he leaves you wanting for more whenever he's breathless on Wrong Number and Survivor. And also the way he laid down the pimp law to that chick with the camera. As I said before, what a man.

With my Chun entrapping me with his pure fine-ness, I then leave my lover, Yunho, behind the mist. Nowhere to be found. I do notice him from time to time, but I make a quick glance then move my eyeballs and my heart towards my soulmate.

But these couple of days have been torture for me. Why you may ask?

It's coz of these.


heart pumping...


harder...


and harder...


and HARDER! i can't breathe.
AWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

JUNG YUNHO!

I know I have abandoned a few good men in the past, but YOU are the one that I REGRET the MOST for letting you go.

Your pose.
Your glimmering complexion.
Your hair.
Your silhouette from the wall.
Your defined profile.
Your toned muscular being.
Your God sculpted face.

Your upper lip mole.

May I need to bend on my knees to degrade myself and my selfish ways and to beg for your forgiveness?

And I know that your Christian self will find it in your pure, clean heart to forgive me for my god-awful sin of mine.

I will not, I repeat, will not place you second in my heart ever again. Never.

You are the only one that can make me shake and whimper whenever you perform the "feel-me-up" move.


"i need you, girl..." no. i need you. grrr.
You will always be highly placed in my heart even if there's a hundred men out there makin' me weak in the knees.

There's nobody, nobody like you. My lovely Jung Yunho.

(pic creds: allkpop)