Monday, October 19, 2009

KEY. I don't care if I'm a pedophile anymore.

When I got into the K-Pop world, I thought I would only stick to one group, and one group only.
But, I thought, hey, it wouldn't hurt to broaden my horizons to other groups. Besides, my group might be good friends with other groups, so it all works out just perfectly fine.

So, my cousin, kpopxfanatic, guided me into the "SHINee World".


"noona neomu yeppeo." why, thank you. ^^

I heard a few of their songs, Juliette, Talk to You, and some other RNB style songs. They're actually a cute group. But I only have one problem about them.

These boys are younger than me. If I got my calculation correctly, their average age is 18 years old. Um...No.

I have my set of standards when it comes to my groups, specifically the men (or boys) in the group. I only admire those that are the same age or older than I am. (of course there are a few exceptions. Hongki and Chansung, to name a few. Why? Coz they look older for their age.) And, SHINee physically looks like a young group. Like, little boys, young. I mean, look at them! There's no muscles! Nothing's defined on them at all! Fuckin' skinny as hell! God. I feel like I'm "statutory raping" them whenever I think they're cute or adorable, or something. So, as much as possible, I avoid the SHINee madness.

But, something happened.

Key happened.


what a pretty boy.

I was an Onew fan until I started to secretly notice Key from a distance. I don't know if it's because of his Jaejoong-like personality, or his striking face... I just don't know. But somehow, he seems to stick out more for me in the group.

Then, they their new looks were revealed.
And, there it was. Key.


dang. it's like a hybrid of chun and jae and chul in one dim lighted sitting.

Wow.
Key.
When I saw him in the Ring Ding Dong MV, I was lost in his glares and stares.
The hair, the outfits, the attitude...
Omigod.

And that's when I said...

I DON'T FUCKIN' GIVE A SHIT IF I'M A PEDOPHILE ANYMORE!

I just had a realization after all of these Ring Ding Dong madness.
So what the fuck if they're a couple of years younger than me...
I mean, half of them don't mind dating older women...
Hell, they even made a goddamn song about it!

Key, you are definitely placed somewhere special in my 'kokoro'. <3

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