CAMERAMAN. Fail.

I don't know what to say about 10/31 performance of MBLAQ. Seriously.
I think I pretty much ranted it all on KoreanPopAddict's blog in a form of a comment.

Click here to hear my raging comment.

I don't even wanna post that video. It was horrible.
Fail. Fail. Fail.

Thank the clouds for the Power of Love Concert. DIRTY SEX JOON (yes. it took some tweets to give him that title that he deserves) heard our mourns and cries about the crime that that mothafucker cameraman did to him. To us.



Fangirls, rejoice!
And of course, I can't forget the G.O.O.D Luv perf that made everyone nuts in the head in 1:18.



I seriously thought my heart skipped a beat when I saw look on the camera. It's like his singing directly to me!!! Even if I don't know what the hell he's singing about, I thought it was very sweet and romantic. Aww, the sweet, innocent smile that he gave out. It was... Leaves me speechless...

I don't think it's LUST anymore. In the past, I thought I just liked him for his physique. But as he lets out more of his personality in the interviews, I just adore him more and more to the point that I probably...

LOVE HIM!

Aww, Lee Joon.

The only one that made me purr in the 10/18 performance, which surprised my cousin since I've never done that to my other loves.

The only one that made me think of dirty fantasies about what I will do when I get ahold of you and your god-like abs.

The only one that makes me stay up all night to see the latest performances that you and your abs did.

The only one that made me type in "peen" and "cock" in one tweet when you're brought up in the topic.

The only one that gave you a title.

LEE JOON.



준...사랑해요! <3

(pic/vid cred: absolutemblaq.wordpress.com)

RAIN on me.

Before I even entered into this amazing K-Pop World, I was already familiar with the infamous RAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNNN...



Now, I haven't been on the scene in Korea since he's doin' his thing in the US. But, lately he's been gettin' a lotta hype from the press.

Lemme start off with this reason why he is bein' talked about once again.

MBLAQ.



These hot pieces of fine meat just happened to be produced by the Rain himself! They are his first boy group that he produced, and everyone girl, and possibly boy, just wants to get ahold of these hotness that he has showered upon us mere things.

NINJA ASSASSIN.



When I saw the Ninja Assassin poster after watching "Where the Wild Things Are", I just started to get more interested with it by the minute. I mean, it does have sexy Joon in the movie and all that, but Rain is the main guy, which I'm super excited about.

THEN, the inevitable happened.

So I was browsing along, getting updates so I could be on the know, and I see this headline talking about Rain in CNN. So I was like, "Oh cool, Rain's getting interviewed. Maybe MBLAQ might show up in one of the clips." (Yeah, I was all for MBLAQ before watching it) So I went ahead and played it, and I had to say. I was really impressed with the success that he has achieved through the years. Such a hardworking individual. You can see that with his performances and also...his rock hard body of his.

So, am I starting to like Rain because of just knowing a lil bit about him?

Not until I clicked on this video.



WOW!
WHAT.
A.
BODY.
He's got the body of a SEX GOD.
Rain.
Wow.
Just.
Wow.

But that's just the beginning. This is the video that got me hooked on him. Hard.



*sigh*
Oh, Rain.
Yes. That's all he needed to do for me to be part of CLOUD. I mean, I thought MBLAQ performed this dance pretty well, but...
SEEING THIS DONE BY THE MASTER HIMSELF??

UNBELIEVABLY.........
HOT!!!!!!!!!

I am so liking Rain, it's frickin' RIDICULOUS! In fact, I just dl'ed his "It's Raining" album. HIS ALBUM!!! It took me awhile to be like that with DBSK.

God. The power Rain has on women. It's unexplainable. I am soooo tunin' in for more of Rain. Even my Youtube agrees.



I am telling you now. This is not the end of me drooling about Rain.

It only has begun, folks.

You can always rain on me Rain, all day. Preferably, night. ;)

SB UPDATES. 10/23

-THIS. BOGGLES...
-I WANNA SHANK... (just added another sidenote to that.)

MBLAQ SINGLE.

Today could POSSIBLY be the day that I will get ahold of my new favorite group, MBLAQ's first single.



Now, the only CDs I have ever purchased so far is DBSK albums. No more, no less.
Man. This rookie group.



My obsession hurts my time and my pocket. But I ain't complainin' bout it. :)
You can call me a stupid fan, but I really don't give a shit.

NINJA ASSASSIN. Rain and Joon

So my friends and I went to the movie theatres to watch "Where the Wild Things Are" (which happens to be the funniest movie of all time...if you have a bitchy, loud friend named Judith with you.)
So after the movie ended, we were walking about the theater when I saw this.



OhMyGod. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!!!!!!
When I saw this, I immediately ran towards it, and hugged it like there was no tomorrow. Aw, I am showering my gratitude to him towards that movie poster of his...And you guys know what I'm talkin' about, right? ;)
Now, I'm not a huge Rain fan at all. I've only heard two of his songs, which were pretty catchy i guess, but just seeing a Korean pop star on the American big screen just excites the shit outta me!!! And, he has a rock hard body that's gonna show on the wide ass screen!!!! That, indeed, excites every girl that is a fan or relatively knows the hotness that Rain exerts to everyone.

But, the most important factor why I want to watch this movie is because my sexy JOON is in it! He apparently plays the younger version of Rain, which I thought was smart of Rain to do. :D
One thing that I might not be fond of in his scene is this.



He has no hair. On his head. *sigh*
But it's ok. Coz seein this made me thought that he had to be much more built for the role. Now, if this cap is speaking the truth, man then am i in for a big surprise. :D



Awww!!!! So meaty. His neck...I just wanna be all over that!!!!
And, may I add, he speaks English!! Oh God! I can't wait to hear, "YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAAAT!" comin' out from his mouth then to his sexy lips...
I am so paying 11 dollars for this shit!!!
Fuck recession! XD

(Joon photoshoot cred: sixtofive1982.com)
(Joon cap cred: absolutemblaq.wordpress.com)

MBLAQ. BEHIND THE SCENES.

Well, 'tis actually the preview of MBLAQ's behind the scene shnazz...
Can't wait!



Man. Look at Joon's nice, toned arms...and the way he was doing the pushups...and the way he was holding those dumbells.
Seung Ho with that body roll. And him gettin' caked. Haha! Leadya love.
Is that Mir standin' and bein' cute while they were gettin' primped up?

SIDEBAR UPDATES. 10/21

-I WANT HIM... (yeah. again. i know.)
-THIS. BOGGLES...

MY OFFICIAL FAVORITES IN MBLAQ.

For some strange reason, I have to like three out of how many members there are in a group.
DBSK?

Yunho.



Yoochun.



and Jaejoong.



So, of course, I have to have 3 favorites on my new sexy and hell obsession, MBLAQ (which, btw, I wanna thank Rain for showering us with these sexy fucks! XD I might post one about my gratitude...haha)

And here it is.

My third favorite.

GO.



When I first saw him in the group posters, I thought, "Who's this old guy in this bunch?" He's got like the facial hair and all that, which isn't "idol" material (based on observation).
But when he opens his mouth...
OhMyGod.
My heart melts. Like a chocolate bar that's been bathing in the hot sun for hours.
He's got a voice of a smooth operator and a swagger at the same time!
He was actually in a singing group called TYKEYS, which consists of a girl and a rapper, and their songs are really good, but I guess the group didn't take off that well in the public.
SO, here he is once again, gracing us with his sultry, ear candy voice of his...
And it doesn't hurt that he's so mighty fine!!
I just wish he would pull of "Taec" and take off those fuckin' shades.
HE IS FUCKIN' CUTE BEHIND THOSE SPECS!!!!!!!!
Please. For the love of my hyperhormonic being. TAKE EM OFF!

We then go on with my second favorite.

SEUNG HO.



I already noticed how cute he is in the Oh Yeah MV, but then I started to get drawn to him more and more in the live performances...
I don't why...but, everytime I see him perform, my heart just starts to beat so fast.
It's so unexplainable.
Maybe it's the blond hair. (I wasn't really fond of it when I saw him on their debut performance, but when I would watch it more and more, I started to get use to it. It actually looks good on him! haha)
Or maybe his eyes...
Or his thick lips...
Or his adorable face...
Or it could have been his chest popping moves.
OhMyGod. I just love the way it pops right in front of my eyes! And it works really well with his thin shiny lookin' shirt that he was wearing.
Man, here it is again. My heart is racing. Gah!
Seung Ho. What do you do to me.

And, last but not the least. I give you. My numero uno.
(he's so hot he needs to be animated.)
LEE JOON.











and the infamous...



Awww...Lee Joon. Where should I even begin...
HIS SMILE.
He just has the most charming smile I have ever set my eyes on. Half of the girl's population after seein' this probably fainted. Hell, I would.
HIS FACE.
His frickin' cute face. I just can't stop lookin' at him. Whenever I see him, my eyes are only set on him. On his face. Eeeee...
HIS ROCK HARD ABS.
For his slender physique, he worked those abs like a mothafucker! Man, aren't they sooooo toned! I just wanna lick his chocolate abs 'til I feel so guilty for this unforgivable act. Oh, God. Hope He understands my sinful ways.
HIS DANCE MOVES.
Hip thrusts. Chest pops. Body rolls. He has done em all in the time span of the song. And it never fails for me to get turned on by those.
HIS STAGE CHARISMA.
He knows how to work it on stage. He knows what's up. We, girls, see that too. And I just like seeing him give his all with his cute charms and then shifts to his aggressive 'tude afterwards.
HIS VOICE.
I was super surprised when I heard him sing on the radio shows. I didn't he can hit the falsetto like THAT! I thought that was GO's part, but it was actually sultry JOON's VOICE! Oh man, was I all over that shit. Just the way he sang it. It was so sensual...jizz...
Dancer, vocalist, AND hella HOT! Watch out, ladies. He might give you a third degree burn. He's that sizzlin'.

(pic creds: fuckyeahmblaq.tumblr.com)

SIDEBAR UPDATES. 10/20

-I WANT HIM...
-THIS. BOGGLES...
-I WANNA SHANK...

Check em out and LOL!

Little note about the sidebar.

So, here's a little info on the things that I have on the sidebar...

WHO THE F#@K IS NEENR?: Well, pretty much about me and what to expect in this blog.
WHAT ARE MY MEN TO ME...: my fandoms of how I wanna relate to these mens.
OBSESSED. DISTRESSED. JUST THE WAY IT IS.: The current group/singer that I recently like, listen to, or talk about.
I WANT HIM TO GIVE IT TO ME...HARD.: Do I need to explain this one? ^^
THIS. BOGGLES THE MIND.: Usually I have thoughts/questions that would really bother me or make me think about for a long while.
I WANNA SHANK THIS SKANK.: Yes. I am a hater. And boy, do I have a long list of names of these sluts that I want to disappear.
CAN'T GO THRU THE NIGHT WITHOUT LISTENING TO...: My playlist on-the-go on my iPod. And really. I do sleep to these songs every night.

LEE JOON OBSESSION. Engage.

Yeah.
As you can see, I am obsessed with Lee Joon.


Well...who wouldn't. ^^

HD WORTHY: MBLAQ. Just don't mind the missed notes.

Haven't I said enough already about this group?
MBLAQ.
Never fails to make me sweat. Even when it's cold outside.


Yeah. Ignore the bright ass yellow blazers and their couple of missed notes.
But, overall, aww...
It was like hot, and sleeze, and cute, and adorable, and sexy at the same time...
I couldn't catch up, man...I needed a breather...

Lee Joon. Purrrrrrrr... ;)

HD worthy. Indeed, folks.

LEE JOON. My inner feline comes out.

A few days ago, I discovered and eventually currently obsessed with Rain's new group talent, MBLAQ. (If you haven't heard of 'em, there's seriously something wrong with you...) Their song, Oh Yeah, is so addicting to listen to. It's like a mixture of sultry, cockiness, a bit of sleeze, and dancey beats, all in one.
And the group itself are not bad looking. Not to mention, HOT as fuck.


MBLAQ. Music Boys in Absolute Quality. oh. yes.
When I watched the MV, the one with the cute smile immediately caught my eye like that! Hence, he's my favorite from the group.

Lee Joon.


damn straight.
I mentioned before, his smile...His cute, adorable smile. Oh my God. And he has a gorgeous face. Very easy on the eyes, if you ask me.
And don't even get me started on his fuckin' chocolate abs. Man. It's like a body of a slim slender god. The way he did that body roll. I swear. It's very hazardous to a girl's health. May cause shortness of breaths and fast heartbeats. May also result of sudden faints. (well, two out of three symptoms I have experienced so far...)

This man is so fine, he made me do something that no man has ever done before.

So it was last Saturday. The time was about 1:30 in the a. m. when we were waiting for our drama to finish buffering. My cousin, kpopxfanatic, then put on the latest MBLAQ performance. It was the October 18 performance; the one with the bright ass yellow jackets.
So here we are, watching and admiring and maybe doing a little jizzing when it was playing. And of course, the ever so fine Joon, being cute and sexy at the same time. (which btw, boggles my mind. i really don't know if i find him cute and sexy...one minute he'll be smiling so innocently, then one minute, he'll look all serious and mighty, lookin' like he'll break you into little pieces with his exposed fine-ness...) And it was towards the end, when he sings his part in the chorus, he does his infamous smile, then places his hand on his face and slowly slides it down like a true charmer...aww...so fuckin' cute...


cute. cute. oh. cute.
and THEN, he joins along singing the "oh yeah, oh yeah" and he makes this cutest face expression I've ever seen, and at that moment...

it came out.

I purred.

Yes. I purred like a goddamn feline. I knew that I did it and thought it was whatever, but my cousin heard it, and she immediately paused the video. Then, she gave me this surprised look and said, "Did you just purr?", by which I responded, "Yeah, I did."
And so, the laughfest began. Ohmigod. We could not stop laughing for almost 5 minutes! I couldn't believe that I did that shit! I even tried re-enacting it, but my giggling took over by which she said, "Man, that was just once in a lifetime! God, even Yoochun and Yunho never made you purr like that!" Which is true. Not even once.

Man. Lee Joon. He just does things to me. Very unexplainable things.

You sexy tiger, you.

KEY. I don't care if I'm a pedophile anymore.

When I got into the K-Pop world, I thought I would only stick to one group, and one group only.
But, I thought, hey, it wouldn't hurt to broaden my horizons to other groups. Besides, my group might be good friends with other groups, so it all works out just perfectly fine.

So, my cousin, kpopxfanatic, guided me into the "SHINee World".


"noona neomu yeppeo." why, thank you. ^^
I heard a few of their songs, Juliette, Talk to You, and some other RNB style songs. They're actually a cute group. But I only have one problem about them.

These boys are younger than me. If I got my calculation correctly, their average age is 18 years old. Um...No.

I have my set of standards when it comes to my groups, specifically the men (or boys) in the group. I only admire those that are the same age or older than I am. (of course there are a few exceptions. Hongki and Chansung, to name a few. Why? Coz they look older for their age.) And, SHINee physically looks like a young group. Like, little boys, young. I mean, look at them! There's no muscles! Nothing's defined on them at all! Fuckin' skinny as hell! God. I feel like I'm "statutory raping" them whenever I think they're cute or adorable, or something. So, as much as possible, I avoid the SHINee madness.

But, something happened.

Key happened.


what a pretty boy.
I was an Onew fan until I started to secretly notice Key from a distance. I don't know if it's because of his Jaejoong-like personality, or his striking face... I just don't know. But somehow, he seems to stick out more for me in the group.

Then, they their new looks were revealed.
And, there it was. Key.


dang. it's like a hybrid of chun and jae and chul in one dim lighted sitting.
Wow.
Key.
When I saw him in the Ring Ding Dong MV, I was lost in his glares and stares.
The hair, the outfits, the attitude...
Omigod.

And that's when I said...

I DON'T FUCKIN' GIVE A SHIT IF I'M A PEDOPHILE ANYMORE!

I just had a realization after all of these Ring Ding Dong madness.
So what the fuck if they're a couple of years younger than me...
I mean, half of them don't mind dating older women...
Hell, they even made a goddamn song about it!

Key, you are definitely placed somewhere special in my 'kokoro'. <3

YUNHO! Please take me back!

For the past few weeks, I've been gaga obsessing over my one and only soulmate.

Park Yoochun.


"You know you desire me, you mere creature." Yes. I know.
What can I say. He's such a man. I love the way he hits the high note on Love in the Ice and Bolero. And the way he leaves you wanting for more whenever he's breathless on Wrong Number and Survivor. And also the way he laid down the pimp law to that chick with the camera. As I said before, what a man.

With my Chun entrapping me with his pure fine-ness, I then leave my lover, Yunho, behind the mist. Nowhere to be found. I do notice him from time to time, but I make a quick glance then move my eyeballs and my heart towards my soulmate.

But these couple of days have been torture for me. Why you may ask?

It's coz of these.


heart pumping...


harder...


and harder...


and HARDER! i can't breathe.
AWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

JUNG YUNHO!

I know I have abandoned a few good men in the past, but YOU are the one that I REGRET the MOST for letting you go.

Your pose.
Your glimmering complexion.
Your hair.
Your silhouette from the wall.
Your defined profile.
Your toned muscular being.
Your God sculpted face.

Your upper lip mole.

May I need to bend on my knees to degrade myself and my selfish ways and to beg for your forgiveness?

And I know that your Christian self will find it in your pure, clean heart to forgive me for my god-awful sin of mine.

I will not, I repeat, will not place you second in my heart ever again. Never.

You are the only one that can make me shake and whimper whenever you perform the "feel-me-up" move.


"i need you, girl..." no. i need you. grrr.
You will always be highly placed in my heart even if there's a hundred men out there makin' me weak in the knees.

There's nobody, nobody like you. My lovely Jung Yunho.

(pic creds: allkpop)

HD WORTHY: Tae Goon. White Pants.

Awww...
Tae Goon...
The pain...
The torture...
The misery...
The sorrow that he's expressing right in front of our eyes...
With white pants...


남자! I mean, man! He is working those white pants like a charm.
Not to mention, those pants are slightly showing the curves of his "jewels", if you get my drift, lonely ladies.

HD that shit...and you'll know what I mean. ;D

Tae Goon. You are definitely, HD worthy!

New Boy Groups...Semi-Sweet feeling.

This October has been a lot of excitement and fangirling that is occurring in front the monitor screen!
And I'm talking about the two most talked about boy groups in the land of South Korea.
Do I still need to introduce them, ladies?



the cute & meaty BEAST, and the cute & sexy MBLAQ

These newcomers are surely bringing fuckin' sexy ass back on the bright stage of Inkigayo once again. And yes. I'm feeling the heat. Inside and out.

But despite of their rising hype, of course, i can't forget those who have captivated me with their raw talent and their pure dedication to their fans.


My cherished pieces of souls...(if that made sense.)
It's been about 2 months since this lawsuit is happening and there are still no negotiations that both parties (party against SM and JaeSuChun) would agree on. Then you have Yunho doing his low rating drama, even though I think it's such a entertaining show to watch. (WTF is wrong with these people? Do they know Yunho's in it? Cassies? WTF are you guys doing?) Then, the ever successful collabo of Jaejoong and Yoochun in the land of Nihon. And lastly, the other two. Out of sight. I mean, I know they say that they will always be together no matter what. But there's always that "what if" that we all don't want to think about or want to face in the long run.

I guess these newbies serve as stress relief to those that are just awaiting for Dong Bang and the other groups' (specifically, Super Junior...more specifically, Kangin, and lemme add Kibum to this too...) to find their center again so the KPop world can be at peace already.
I just want them to make 5 more albums, "shake their tailfeathers" on stage, sing their hearts out, and make us cry inside whenever they sing "Bolero" or "Asu Wa Kuru Kara".
I just want my Dong Bang back...when oh when will all of these problems end?

*sigh*

Well, at least GO's here to comfort me with my sorrow...


괜찮아! (It's alright!) We're here! Sexin' it up for ya! ^^

Aww. I know, GO. I know. ;)

BOUT ME IN A BIG NUTSHELL...

Well...not about me...but how I started obsessing with...

...ASIAN MUSIC! Mainly, K-POP... I got into the K-POP wave during the first few weeks of summer...My cousin was a huge fan of Super Junior (she still is) and there was this one time where she pulled out one of their albums and made me pick who I thought was cute in the group...I happened to pick the short-tempered, weight altering, mischievous, and ever so violent, yet cute, adorable, and giving Kangin. She then made me watch the infamous Intimate Note with him and Sungmin, and because of that show, I got hooked... So then I listened to songs, Sorry Sorry, It's You, U, Don't Don, all that jazz 'til i became a E.L.F. That went on for a few months...

Then, there was that one day that we watched an EHB episode with Suju and another famous boy group that I have heard of before I got into this K-Pop scene...Before that, I remember watching one of their dramas that my cousin uploaded from the Tube and I wondered, Why are we even watching this? Suju's not even in it! And none of them are even cute! Eck...The point is, they weren't my taste at that time...Still loyal with Suju...Well anyways, back with EHB episode, that boy group was a guest in the show and showed their expressive skills in the games...And there was this one guy that caught my eye...I don't know if it was the hair, the face, or just all of him...I just thought he was really cute! So I moved on my life from there...

Then, one of my cousin's friends came, and she's a devoted fan of that boy group...So I eyed on some vids and I pointed out that that guy that caught my eye was really good looking...So she recommended me to watch one of their particular performances where I would really experience this cute guy's hotness...So there it was...Music Core...October 18, 2008...Hey! Don't Bring me Down live...I sat down on the couch, watching the performance on my cousin's iPhone...And it was the cute guy dancing a solo in the intro...So I got super excited with that! The group, especially the cute guy, were just so sizzling hot with their performance! I'm like, who are these mighty fine people? So they're getting close to the end of that song...and the camera only focus on him...and that move...that MOVE that he did! He slightly closed his eyes, ran his hand to his neck, then to his firmed chest, then to his upper abs...like a sexy exotic dancer, yo! OMIGOD! I started off sitting down then ended lying on the floor because I literally melted with that performance...I couldn't even be still just watching it! Whenever I see that particular clip, I always make a lying position because it was intense, intense, hotness...My heart's racing just thinking about it...Seriously...

And that guy is the one and only U-Know Yunho... That sexy ass mothafucker got me into him and eventually,
東方神起/
동방신기/
TVXQ!/
Tohoshinki. (Man, they have a lotta names...)

Yes, I am a Cassiopeia... Recently, Always, and Forever Be...

As Micky Yoochun said, ALWAYS KEEP THE FAITH... No matter what happens, "We are the one, eternally."

(note: took this bio from my LiveJournal. I just wanna get over this about me shnazz and get into my rantics! haha)
(another note: will be edited to add pics)

SIMPLE LAYOUT ACCOMPLISHED!

It took me about an hour to complete my header title image...

Pretty neat, eh?

Sadly, I have to go to work in a few minutes...

Boo.

Don't worry. I will post some hotness later on.

안녕하세요!

Greetings, K-Pop enthusiasts! Well, mainly Dong Bang fans of the world!
I decided to create a blog where I can talk, rant, admire, and jizz drool about the ultimate five member group that has literally descended from the heavens...

I give you...



DONG BANG SHIN KI!
Or DBSK...
TVXQ!...
TVfXQ...
THSK...
TOHOSHINKI...
Tong Vfang Xien Qi...

Oh goodness...So many names...

So you can probably tell who I'll be talking about, 90% of my blog entries...
But, I'm not a diehard fan that I'll only admire DBSK. I also drool over other boy groups (which I will mention on the later posts).

So that's my short intro for now. I will go detailed with this intro later on...when I feel like writing. Haha!

So until then. Peace!