SIDEBAR UPDATES: 5/28

MY MEN HIERARCHY: all of MBLAQ are in it. *shock*

YANG SEUNGHO. Welcome back into my life.

From the past, I have deeply expressed my endearing LUST with this man.



I mean, what's seriously not to like about Mr. YANG.

But I have to admit though. I have been ignoring him for the past few months.

One, he wasn't as lively as he was in the IA episodes. (Ok. I can't blame him on that, since he was seriously injured during those days.)

Two, I barely see him in any variety shows.
Three, the new concept hair he had was just..... horrid, imo.

Yes. I have been neglecting him for those few months.

But, recently. Y happened...

...which means, more variety shows,
more interviews,
more exposure.

and I kinda noticed something a bit different about YANG SAMJOO in their recent appearances.





Boy. Whatever the hell those happy pills your doctor gave you during that rib injury, PLEASE KEEP ON TAKING THEM!

YOU ARE JUST A BUCKET OF JOY AND SUNSHINE!

Dark cloud???? Where?????

I am seriously LOVING the NEW AND IMPROVED AND VERY ENTERTAINING YOU, LEADHO.

And I've always wondered he you would somehow be kinda 4D. Just like the dongsaengs.
Answer? Yes.



At this point, it's hard not to ignore the ever-so-talented SEUNGHO.
I mean, have you seen him in the video?





awwwwwwwwwww, laaaaaaaaaawd.

So. Much. Sexy.

Especially this particular COMEBACK performance.
INKI.



The lighting.
Ever since that GOOD LUV low budget video they did, where SEUNGHO was in that toy store with that white florescent lighting, I always thought BB looked so damn FINE in that type of lighting.
It CLEARLY SHOWS how PINK AND JUICY THEM THICK SEX LIPS OF HIS ARE.
And may I add. He has beautiful... gorgeous... milky skin. *lick*

The hair.
I LOVE the fact that they kept his hair up and about for this comeback.



As much as having his hair down,
all sweaty like that,
makes me think of how he'll look like after our rough love making,
I really approve 100 percent on his GOUKU hair.
And another thing why I like em hairs up....

HIS. LONG. I-WANNA-GIVE-IT-A-DAMN-HICKEY-ALL-NIGHT-LONG. NECK.



That neck of his...
It drives my hormones extra psycho bitch. IDEK YYYYY.

I really don't know what else to say about him.
The man can do anything.
He can lead.
He can sing.
He can dance.
He can play the piano.
He can bboy.
He can flip.
He can beatbox.
He is athletic.
He is caring.
He is considerate
He is highly motivated.
He is charismatic.
He is charming.
He is mischievous.
He is sneaky.
He is passionate.
He is A FULL BLOWN TALENT.

You know what else he hasn't done?

He hasn't done me yet.

YOU, SIR, ARE A PERFECT FAWKABLE HUMAN BEING.
If I wanted to start a family, you are the perfect candidate for that dream of mine.
I know we're gonna make beautiful offsprings together.

And it'll only take....
...one thrust at a time, bb.





(pics: ABM)

널 씹어서 뱉어준다~

Y is seriously on repeat for the past few days.
And it's not 'coz of the heavy breathing,
or the smexy panty melting vocals,
or that it's an overused yet catchy as hell autotuned of a song.

But it's because of this guy's part.



The rap.

"Just slow down

니가 움직이는 그모든 걸 말했던

그 박자에 맞춰서 질렀던

나의 널 부르는 외침이 비웃던

그 모습 지우려 애쓰던

걸 들어봐 내 노랠

listen to my ah ah ah

실컷 울어봐

(가지마)

널 씹어서 뱉어준다."

Seriously. This boy. BANG CHEOL YONG.
He really is workin' it up on my ladder for the past few days.
The way he says his rap lines with so much passion...
with a punch of swag
and a kick of cocky to them,
it just makes me wanna fall (on my knees, mouth open wide) for him more,
and more,
and more,
and MOOOOOOOOOOOAR!

Man, I hate to say this but.....
MIR-GOON, noona will seriously let you pull my hair...
guzzle you til all of you COMES out...
and smack me like the sinful,
yet guilt-free heathen that I am.



[pic cred: ABM]

should i even say something?

SIDEBAR UPDATES: 5/17

My Men: he. he. he.
This. Boggles...: Six?
I Clicked...: do I need a reason Y this is OSM UNF?
What's On...: MBLAQ BITCHES!

BANG.

BANG, MIR....... BANG.



I dont know how this happened.
I seriously dont.
For one thing, I was never that fully attracted to you.
I thought you were just too rowdy and too wild for my taste.
Plus, you're 2 years younger than me.
And I, for one, usually stay away from the noona status (except for you HONGKI.)

But lately.....



I dont know if its 'coz you're lookin' a bit meaty...
Or that new hairdo you're sportin....
Or the fact that you're lookin' a bit more like JOON like almost everyday now...
but for some reason....

I WANT SOME OF THIS!!!!!!!!



AKLJFA;LJKFA;LKJFDLKAJFD;KLAJF;A!!!!!!

YOU NAUGHTY......

SHRIEKING.....

LONG TONGUED....

DOG COLLARED.......

ASSED-OUT.....

SSANTI.......

MAKNAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME, BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII???!!!!!!
I would never think there would be a DAY....a DAAAAAAY where i actually want, no......
DESIRE YOU.....
BUT WITH SO MUCH GUILT IN ME!!!!!!!!!!

But at some point...
The guilt in me is such a turn on to liking ur UNF more.

Omigod.
I just described MIR with UNF.

IDK what JOONs doing wrong, but MIRs doing something right.....
and im feelin' it.... hard.... in the right places.

(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH~)

ending.
post.
now.
before.
bloodshed.
happens.

*hope cousin does not read this.*

BANG...........
my guilty preshuuur.

i didnt know where to put this sentence....
but i jst have to say it.

"You're like an untamed animal that needs to be leashed. This explained the dog collar. Damn MIR. You sexy bitch."

(images: ABM forum, bitches.)

CHANSUNF.

My first maknae love.
The love. It's now coming back.

It's probably because of the KMF weekend I had.

Seeing his sex in person....
Lawd.
It really brings out my strong bias in him that I had during "I Hate You" promotions.

AND, he's not THAT young for me.
He's like a few months younger.
SO...I'M NOT A NOONA!!! KYAAAA~

CHANSUNG. I enjoyed seein' your chestline at the airport, greeting us at the food court, seeing you walk by at the hotel with TAEC, and SCREAMING FOR YOUR UNF AT THE KMF~

Boy. You don't need chocopies to cheer you up for being left alone by yourself at the hotel since your silly self forgot your passport.
You could've just hollered at me at the next door if you needed some COMPANY.

Give me your BANANA. and, i'll give "you my everything."