what's a "bias" again?

10 . 5 . 29

Music Core.

The epic fail that is Music Core, somehow, did not fail that day.
And why did I say this, you might ask?

Because of this...



SEUNGHO, SEUNGHO, SEUNGHO....

my lovely YANG SAMJOO.

Fuck dammit.

I have always loved the way you perform your part.
After DOONG, you walk by,
sing your line,
your raise both your arms,
bring em back down,
and you bend down.

But lawd.

That smirk.

That SLY SMIRK.
as you sang this line, "sangcheo mankeum",
you just HAD to do that.

you HAD to curl your BITEABLE...
SUCKABLE...
SEX JUICED LIPS of yours
and exude so much MAN POWER into my poor, fragile being...

you just HAD to do that, don't you...

You, love, seriously put the COCK, in COCKY.
*which i want in me... hard*

If I ever meet you in person,
I don't know if i'll shake your hand,
or do the initiative and just perform heinous, sexual acts to you
RIGHT ON THE SPOT.
'til you hit the spot.

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Now, you know I love me some JUNG BYUNG HEE.
I really do.
I've been eyein' on some MR. LONG FINGERS for quite awhile now...

But also...

I've been eyein' on MR. BANG lately.
Y really made me notice his swag like NO OTHER.
I know. Took me awhile, right?

As much as my eyes were just mainly on G.O on this particular part,
it's hard NOT to notice what just occured here...
...just observe MIR at his finest....



O_____O

MIR?
THIS BANG MIR?
DID YOU JUST GROWL AT ME??????

The boy is REALLY STEPPIN UP HIS GAME RIGHT HERE!
Not only did that one-eye makeup make him more of a bad-ass,
but just the way he looked at you...
shaking his head as if he's lettin' you know that
he's the only best thing you can ever have...
then growling at you...
biting his lip...
making you regret that you even tried leaving him for some other guy that you know won't even give you the full satisfaction like how he did to you when you were with him.

That face.
You'll never forget that face that tells you...

You a dumb HO for leavin my FINE BANGIN' ASS.

Oh, BANG CHEOL YONG...
I don't know what to say at this point.

You have now grown to the point that i NOW include you to my
DEEPEST AND DARKEST DESIRES.
The desire that I thought I can only want from and with JOON...

Not just MIR, but same to SEUNGHO and G.O...

I don't even know if I'll even have a bias at this point.

Everyone is just so....
dare i say it...
eligible to be the proud owner of my ovaries.

...and folks, this is why i'm not called the MBLAQ WHORE for nothing.

SIDEBAR UPDATE: 6/2

MY MEN HIERARCHY: who's my number one?

SIDEBAR UPDATES: 5/28

MY MEN HIERARCHY: all of MBLAQ are in it. *shock*

YANG SEUNGHO. Welcome back into my life.

From the past, I have deeply expressed my endearing LUST with this man.



I mean, what's seriously not to like about Mr. YANG.

But I have to admit though. I have been ignoring him for the past few months.

One, he wasn't as lively as he was in the IA episodes. (Ok. I can't blame him on that, since he was seriously injured during those days.)

Two, I barely see him in any variety shows.
Three, the new concept hair he had was just..... horrid, imo.

Yes. I have been neglecting him for those few months.

But, recently. Y happened...

...which means, more variety shows,
more interviews,
more exposure.

and I kinda noticed something a bit different about YANG SAMJOO in their recent appearances.





Boy. Whatever the hell those happy pills your doctor gave you during that rib injury, PLEASE KEEP ON TAKING THEM!

YOU ARE JUST A BUCKET OF JOY AND SUNSHINE!

Dark cloud???? Where?????

I am seriously LOVING the NEW AND IMPROVED AND VERY ENTERTAINING YOU, LEADHO.

And I've always wondered he you would somehow be kinda 4D. Just like the dongsaengs.
Answer? Yes.



At this point, it's hard not to ignore the ever-so-talented SEUNGHO.
I mean, have you seen him in the video?





awwwwwwwwwww, laaaaaaaaaawd.

So. Much. Sexy.

Especially this particular COMEBACK performance.
INKI.



The lighting.
Ever since that GOOD LUV low budget video they did, where SEUNGHO was in that toy store with that white florescent lighting, I always thought BB looked so damn FINE in that type of lighting.
It CLEARLY SHOWS how PINK AND JUICY THEM THICK SEX LIPS OF HIS ARE.
And may I add. He has beautiful... gorgeous... milky skin. *lick*

The hair.
I LOVE the fact that they kept his hair up and about for this comeback.



As much as having his hair down,
all sweaty like that,
makes me think of how he'll look like after our rough love making,
I really approve 100 percent on his GOUKU hair.
And another thing why I like em hairs up....

HIS. LONG. I-WANNA-GIVE-IT-A-DAMN-HICKEY-ALL-NIGHT-LONG. NECK.



That neck of his...
It drives my hormones extra psycho bitch. IDEK YYYYY.

I really don't know what else to say about him.
The man can do anything.
He can lead.
He can sing.
He can dance.
He can play the piano.
He can bboy.
He can flip.
He can beatbox.
He is athletic.
He is caring.
He is considerate
He is highly motivated.
He is charismatic.
He is charming.
He is mischievous.
He is sneaky.
He is passionate.
He is A FULL BLOWN TALENT.

You know what else he hasn't done?

He hasn't done me yet.

YOU, SIR, ARE A PERFECT FAWKABLE HUMAN BEING.
If I wanted to start a family, you are the perfect candidate for that dream of mine.
I know we're gonna make beautiful offsprings together.

And it'll only take....
...one thrust at a time, bb.





(pics: ABM)

널 씹어서 뱉어준다~

Y is seriously on repeat for the past few days.
And it's not 'coz of the heavy breathing,
or the smexy panty melting vocals,
or that it's an overused yet catchy as hell autotuned of a song.

But it's because of this guy's part.



The rap.

"Just slow down

니가 움직이는 그모든 걸 말했던

그 박자에 맞춰서 질렀던

나의 널 부르는 외침이 비웃던

그 모습 지우려 애쓰던

걸 들어봐 내 노랠

listen to my ah ah ah

실컷 울어봐

(가지마)

널 씹어서 뱉어준다."

Seriously. This boy. BANG CHEOL YONG.
He really is workin' it up on my ladder for the past few days.
The way he says his rap lines with so much passion...
with a punch of swag
and a kick of cocky to them,
it just makes me wanna fall (on my knees, mouth open wide) for him more,
and more,
and more,
and MOOOOOOOOOOOAR!

Man, I hate to say this but.....
MIR-GOON, noona will seriously let you pull my hair...
guzzle you til all of you COMES out...
and smack me like the sinful,
yet guilt-free heathen that I am.



[pic cred: ABM]

should i even say something?

SIDEBAR UPDATES: 5/17

My Men: he. he. he.
This. Boggles...: Six?
I Clicked...: do I need a reason Y this is OSM UNF?
What's On...: MBLAQ BITCHES!

BANG.

BANG, MIR....... BANG.



I dont know how this happened.
I seriously dont.
For one thing, I was never that fully attracted to you.
I thought you were just too rowdy and too wild for my taste.
Plus, you're 2 years younger than me.
And I, for one, usually stay away from the noona status (except for you HONGKI.)

But lately.....



I dont know if its 'coz you're lookin' a bit meaty...
Or that new hairdo you're sportin....
Or the fact that you're lookin' a bit more like JOON like almost everyday now...
but for some reason....

I WANT SOME OF THIS!!!!!!!!



AKLJFA;LJKFA;LKJFDLKAJFD;KLAJF;A!!!!!!

YOU NAUGHTY......

SHRIEKING.....

LONG TONGUED....

DOG COLLARED.......

ASSED-OUT.....

SSANTI.......

MAKNAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME, BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII???!!!!!!
I would never think there would be a DAY....a DAAAAAAY where i actually want, no......
DESIRE YOU.....
BUT WITH SO MUCH GUILT IN ME!!!!!!!!!!

But at some point...
The guilt in me is such a turn on to liking ur UNF more.

Omigod.
I just described MIR with UNF.

IDK what JOONs doing wrong, but MIRs doing something right.....
and im feelin' it.... hard.... in the right places.

(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH~)

ending.
post.
now.
before.
bloodshed.
happens.

*hope cousin does not read this.*

BANG...........
my guilty preshuuur.

i didnt know where to put this sentence....
but i jst have to say it.

"You're like an untamed animal that needs to be leashed. This explained the dog collar. Damn MIR. You sexy bitch."

(images: ABM forum, bitches.)

CHANSUNF.

My first maknae love.
The love. It's now coming back.

It's probably because of the KMF weekend I had.

Seeing his sex in person....
Lawd.
It really brings out my strong bias in him that I had during "I Hate You" promotions.

AND, he's not THAT young for me.
He's like a few months younger.
SO...I'M NOT A NOONA!!! KYAAAA~

CHANSUNG. I enjoyed seein' your chestline at the airport, greeting us at the food court, seeing you walk by at the hotel with TAEC, and SCREAMING FOR YOUR UNF AT THE KMF~

Boy. You don't need chocopies to cheer you up for being left alone by yourself at the hotel since your silly self forgot your passport.
You could've just hollered at me at the next door if you needed some COMPANY.

Give me your BANANA. and, i'll give "you my everything."

SIDEBAR UPDATES: 3/6

My Men...: my girl boner for DOOJOON made him bump up 2 spots. unf, i say. UNF.

This. Boggles...: JOOMI. TT__TT Where is the love?

I want DOOJOON. Pissed off.

DOOJOON.

Leader, leader, leader.

You. Are. LOOKING DAAAAYUM FIIIIIINE!!!!!

I just wanna say, MIANHAE for slightly ignoring you these past few weeks.
I've been recently "cheating" your sexyass with another fine fawker himself, JUN HYUNG.
Maybe my desire for a BAMF made me want JUN HYUNG so much, and basically neglecting your sexy.

But THIS.

ALSKDJHGKDLSLAJFKFDLAWOTRIUALASJHKLAJFKLAHKL!!!!!!

YOUR JAW.
YOUR CHEST.
YOUR THIGHS.
YOUR FACE.
YOUR "WHAT DO JUST SAY, BITCH?" FACE.

You.
You REALLY know how to make a bitch regret.

And this is why you're STILL my future husband.

Now, I could just help you take off that shirt and those pants.
But, please. Keep that MAD look of yours.
That's gonna COME in handy.
Under the sheets.

SIDEBAR UPDATES: 3/5

as of 3/5

My Men Hierarchy: There are 3 guys newly added on my list. Yaaaaaaay!

I Want Him...: When did biting off a cookie looked so...
FAWKABLE??!!

(renamed) What's On My Playlist: Hint. It aint K-Pop songs.

new month, new banner.

i know. lately i've been lagging on the perversion.

but hey, the banner's cute, ne?

my first post for this month...
is more of a lil' rant.

i know i gots more to say, but i just briefly stated my feelings towards this particular issue.

urgh.

i gotta problem with JOONDOONG.

JOOMI.

My dear OTP. JOON and MIR.

The two that I noticed when the OH YEAH MV came out.

The two that were thought to look like twins.

The two that made me anticipate more of their flirting, i mean, interaction .

Yes. My dear JOON and MIR.

Can you explain to me this...

Where are your cuteness and obsession towards each other have gone??

Where did they go??

And, oh my God. Don't EVEN get me started on this...

I am SOOOO SICK of the JOONDOONG AFFAIR!

For the LOVE of SEUNGHO's LIPS! ENOUGH!

The only thing I like about JOONDOONG is CHUNDOONG brings the really CUTE out of JOONIE. I'm totally ok with that.

But lately, this...

Am I the ONLY ONE who sees the WRONG in this image?

LOOK AT MIREU GOON!!!!

HE IS DEPRESSED AS FAWK!!!!

And y'all know why.

JOON, when, oh when, will you realize that your ONE AND ONLY LOVER misses you smackin and kissin his ass, huh?


Yes. MIR has a booty. You won't get that from DOONGIE, bb.

I don't want JOOMI to go away. T-T

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itm, JOONHEE.

why i haven't MBLAQed lately?

AKAME, bitches. AKAME.
and it all started with this...



And how does one do the D-MOTION, you ask?
Who knows...

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Oh, have no fear, dear A+ whores.
JOON still owns my ovaries.
Just watch...
When they start to promote their next single, oh boy...
It will all unleash...
Trust.

ppyong desu~~

A+ force on TWITTER. yes?

YES!
Finally!
Something I am looking forward to tweet ENDLESSLY and PERVERTEDLY when this day comes.

So, on February 7...
the cute.
the beautiful.
the SEX himself.
LEE CHANG SUN, aka LEE JOON will be turning 22, or 23 in KOREA.

I did my part on the JOONIE fandom by donating for the JOOMI project,
writing a short msg to for the message book, and just continuously wetting my pants with his *unf* sexface.

And now, I can add this to my pure fangirlness.
Making #happybdayleejoon a TRENDING TOPIC, beeshes.

And yes. It has to be done, A+sss.

As much as it TOTALLY SUCKS BALLS that I start school have work for 9 hrs on that ACTUAL DAY, I'll still do this because twitter has pretty much become part of my damn boring life and JOON...
well, JOON has total control over me. Trufax.

God, would I love to give him some hot, steamy...
cream-filled...
animalistic...
birthday fawking.

Keep giving me that sexface,
my blackhole is all yours, bb.

DAMN, YOUR BEAUTY...

seriously frightens me at times, JOONIE-AH.



He looks so angelic and innocent in this picture, makes me feel like a dirty perverted broad for thinking so much sick, demented shit about him.

Well... i am.

Keep lookin' at me like that, I swear...
I will seriously say this every hour to you, just so you'll appreciate my admiration towards you.

"You're good looking,
you have a nice smile,
you're dance well,
you have a nice body,
your acting is the best,
you sing well,
you're chic,
you're smart,
you're cute,
you eat food well,

YOU ARE THE PERFECT MAN!!!!"

I am seriously...seriously gonna have beautiful babies with this man.
Seriously.

LEE CHANG SUN. you are UNF.

Now. We ALL know that LEE JOON is just pure sex when we see his presence on our monitor or TV screens.
He never fails to please the ladies with his sexy and his charisma on and off stage.

but DAMN! Can he get any hotter?



Awwww.... Aww yes... Awww... yes JOON... Awwww... Awwww!! YEEEESSSS!!!!!!
OH.
MY.
GOD.
I remember watching this on the Touch, barely awake, and when i witnessed this MAJESTIC, TONED, GOD-LIKE BODY of his,
man...
I SERIOUSLY thought I was gonna wet. my. bed.

AWWWWW!!!! JOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck. you... FUCK!

You know very well that i don't have fuckin' health insurance.
HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA PAY MY HOSPITAL BILLS WHEN I GET A FUCKIN' HEART ATTACK FROM YOUR HOT, STEAMY SEX?

Oh, and another video that made me tremble and could not function as a sales associate when I saw this one. at work.



This.
Just...
Damn.
Seriously. Just fuck me now. With honey all over your SEX body.
I am so ENVIOUS with those fortunate individuals who witness his painstaking, sweaty process of getting such BEAUTY that we all lust and desire every time we watch and wait for it to grace us during an OH YEAH performance.

Just do us all horny bitches a favor, JOON.
Just take it off.





Take it all off.

YT cred: absolutelymblaq @ YT

SIDEBAR UPDATE 1/22

--My Men Hierarchy... just TOP 8 for now.

--I Wanna Shank... y'all should know who it is. >:/

--I Listen To This... Yay! Found my ROCK and GIRL GRP Luvs! <3

New Year, New Banner. Yay.

LOL!
IDK. I just felt like making a new one using their their photoshoot from COSMO.

JOONIE.
You are...
weird.

But i still wanna guzzle your pimp juice.



I promise I will update when I get inspiration.
Lately, there's been a lot, and I mean A LOT, of HOT SEX MBLAQ pics/vids this week.
And yet, I'm still not ready to make sex rants about it just yet.
But, I assure you, there will be something big and phenomenal later on that will trigger me to hop in the PC and just type my dirty, dirty thoughts/fantasies away until I ran out of blood. lol

It will come, amigos. It will come. Long and hard.
We'll just have to wait for the right moment.

Until then...
Enjoy this awesome FAIL ENGRISH of our lovely CHANG SUN.